dear sicknesses:
i hate you!
i swear once a week i get some odd form of you that keeps me complaining, grumpy and tired.
its getting so very old!
i just want to feel great with out you for one solid week. is that too much to ask?
i can't work with you
i hate feeling like i got hit by a train daily
i hate having a runny nose and always sneezing
i hate not being able to sleep through the night because of you, which then results in taking some sort of sleeping medicine, which then makes me feel groggy and tired all the next day.
one thing i don't mind about you is no work, nice soup and lots of good naps.
but please just stay away... i need some good healthy weeks!
i just can't function with you sticking around all the time. run away and find someone else to bug.
thanks your current victim
cailey
4 comments:
Sorry 'bout it....but DON'T send him my way! I've been healthy as a horse this winter (knock on wood). Feel better my dear. If I lived with you I'd give you a nice long back rub! XOXOX
haha sorry pal I swear i'm always getting sick too. it sucks. oh well its an excuse to skip school or work or whatever you want! now just get down to st. george and kind me a job!!!
That's no good - are you eating your vitamins and minerals :P
My secret to being healthy is:
1) NEVER exercise
2) Eat as junky of food as you can find (Hostess Cupcakes are the key, but if you can't find them, any snack food works well)
3) Be on the computer for at least a MINIMUM of 10 hours on weekdays, and around 3-5 hours a day on the weekend
With this recipe, you will be as healthy as me!
Woah woah woah! Do you have any idea how to capitalize a word? Especially "I" when it's at the beginning of a sentence - that's a double whammy!
Come on, girl!
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